Carolyn Murphy´s sex tape, yuppiiiiiii

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Alegres noticias de The Superficial amenizan mi devastador sábado.

Page Six is reporting that a 2-hour sex tape of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl Carolyn Murphy made with her now ex-husband has been stolen and that it may be released to the public soon. The ex-husband has confirmed the report and doesn't seem keen on stopping the release. Yes, yes, she's a regular Carolyn Murphy Brown. Making it in a man's world and all that. Gotcha. Now let's make with the naked, already. I'll be by the computer, camping out in the tent I've pitched in my own pants. But hurry up, because as soon as my mind wanders from "Carolyn Murphy sex tape" to "Tom Sizemore and Paris Hilton sex tape," it's all going to come crashing down.

Este tipo de noticias nos dan la alegría del misero superviviente envidioso que logra ver a su misma altura a seres minotauricos, imposibles, inaccesibles. La mega-modelo el super-actor, la niña rica folla, caga, se tira pedos y tiene granos que atender lejos de ese Olimpo; se pirra por una polla y sale de la zona VIP para comérsela, dando a entender que no sola se interesa por las cremitas de Estee Lauder. Hay otras gratis.