Que seas estrella del porno sin que jamas te folle un tio en años implica una habilidad proustiana, una tenacidad pirrica. Que ademas te hagas llamar modelo y hagas declaraciones como estas solo denota talento para el humor.
Aria monologuista. "I was a shy child. I was never considered popular or one of the pretty girls in school. I spent a lot of my time in the backyard playing with my animals, climbing trees, and looking for bugs. You could say that I was a bit of a tomboy. I wasnt a normal child. I would rather watch National Geographic ´(juajuajua) or read a book than watch cartoons. I wanted a microscope for Christmas when I was six and a chemistry set for my seventh birthday" (me meo, me meo).
Her bashful nature followed her to high school (que momento, amiguitos). "I remember having one friend in high school and when she didn´t come to school, I would spend my lunch hour in the art room (pequeña Tolstoi). Having to socialize was an awkward feeling for me and I was never really good at it. I never got asked out in high school. I went pretty much unnoticed (ohh). In spite of her social anxiety (or perhaps because she wasn't distracted by other things) Aria excelled in school, especially in chemistry and biology. She even skipped a year ahead of her classmates and started college full-time at 16. But it was her own personal chemistry and her spectacular biology that propelled her to fame and fortune. I was in college taking 17 hours one semester (yijaaah) while also waiting tables at night. I was a tutor and became a teacher's aide (Teresita de Calcutita). I started looking for a way to make more money in a shorter period of time. I answered a newspaper ad and spent the next six months shooting for a variety of amateur web sites" (eufemismo maravilloso).
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