miércoles, febrero 02, 2005

LARA FLYNN BOYLE Airlines


  • Boyle, ¿esta, como yo, loca?
FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London. Passengers claim the star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport. But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY. Our chronically panting sibling site Defamer conjectures that "the accosted man probably fell asleep watching 'Attack of the Undead, Anorexic, Former Jack Nicholson Bangers' and mistook his inevitable nightmares for a midair encounter with Boyle". We'd guess it had more to do with an alcoholic hallucination involving one too many miniature bottles of Chivas Regal and an actual inflight screening of one of Lara's eminently forgettable late-career roles in "Speaking of Sex", "Susan's Plan", or "Afterglow"-shots from all of which you'll find after the jump.









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